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Zoe, 17, 5ft1, Wales :) ............................................... I am currently doing my AS course (First 1/2 of A-Levels) in high-school = Art&Design, Welsh, Music and Psychology ................................................ Supernatural, Ten inch Hero, Buffy, Smallville, Star wars, Tattoos & Piercings, Cats, Comic-con, Cosplay, Marvel&DC, TV & Movies, Cartoons, Comics, Books, Flowers, Vinyls, Vintage and Rock fashion, All Time Low, innuendos, puns and things I find just plain hilarious.
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I'm so sarcastic sometimes that I come across blunt and rude and for that I apologize. I love you really. ................................................ "Ladies don't start fights, but they can finish them." - Aristocats ♥

legalwifi:

talking with your crush like

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poor person: help i need money
rich person: why dont you sell your computer
poor person: firstly you act as if someone is guaranteed to buy my computer. i can put it on ebay or amazon or craigslist but i'm not guaranteed to get someone who wants it and stores often dont want used shit unless they give me a shitty price for it.
poor person: secondly computers have become a necessity rather than a luxury and you're lying to yourself severely if you say that it hasn't considering how virtually everything has to be done online nowadays from paying bills to applying for jobs.
poor person: thirdly did you know that selling my computer will not solve all of my problems it will only put about $80 - $250 into my pocket considering it's fucking used its not like i'm going to suddenly gain a steady flow of income upon selling my computer but yeah keep that smug look on your face as if "sell ur computer then" was some ingenious idea that i've never fucking thought of before

leonardbonesy:

whenever I’m underwater I always touch my hair because there’s no frizz and it’s smooth and flowing and all w h o o s h and that’s why I’m pissed I’m not a fucking mermaid.

burgrs:

i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is going because i did not 

the-dragons-thoughts:

Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.

floozys:

augustsway:

floozys:

a thrilling story of hope, heartache and success 

What!?

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Parent: what does a cow say?
Baby: "moo!"
Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
Baby: "baah!"
Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"

manafromheaven:

fruitycat:

GODDAMMIT JIMBLES

iM fuCKING SOBBIng

bananagirlworld16:

okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like

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poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people

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this movie is so good

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and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history

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and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean

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and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs

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THIS MOVIE

*favourite character appears*
me: *delighted pterodactyl noises*
1929nt2:

pulpfanfiction:

thathomestar:

jadethemerman:

did he give her 2 thumbs up?



christ putin

no but my fave part of this is the writing on her back says “go sit on a dick Putin”

1929nt2:

pulpfanfiction:

thathomestar:

jadethemerman:

did he give her 2 thumbs up?

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christ putin

no but my fave part of this is the writing on her back says “go sit on a dick Putin”

mamahartbig:

It pains me that only 14,000 people can honestly reblog this